i may not be able to draw pretty flowers
or write beautiful poems
but i can love you at 2am when no one else will
and maybe that makes it worth it
this guy is systematically undoing the world
So what you’re saying is … he’s the Yellow King?
The ‘pitbull predicted the Malaysian plane disappearance’ conspiracy theory is easily the best thing about this horrible tragedy.
I want to believe
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”