Keep Me Where the Light Is
Alexis//22//Florida//Corgi Enthusiast

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

Welp.
So this is what it feels like to break up with someone.
I honestly thought it would be a lot easier than this.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

ilanawexler:

Broad City S01E02 | Dog park

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

tags: omg

Do people come up to you at Comic Con and want to feel your head, you know, to make sure everything is a-okay? Yeah, well, they actually don’t want to feel my head and make sure it’s okay. They actually want to squish it. Everyone’s like, “Can I gouge your eyes out for this selfie?” (laughs) And I’m like, “Sure.” - Pedro Pascal

WHEN I GO TO A BAR FILLED WITH PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN ME

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

featuringfob:

I don’t blame you for being you, but you can’t blame me for hating it.

ask-the-two-earls:

teacosi:

finally, my own lemongrab that will scream back at me

bless

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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