Keep Me Where the Light Is
Alexis//22//Florida//Corgi Enthusiast

bookahplease:

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

hebrwprincess

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

windovvs95:

That’s not what I expected

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

california-xox-n0stalgia:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

Someone said ‘Go on Youtube, John Mayer is doing “The Breeze.”’ and he was doing it live at gigs, around the time that John passed, and I thought ‘Man, his taste is right.’ So then I called him and said ‘I’d like you to try Magnolia.’ And he cut all those tracks in about an hour. First or second take. And I was gobsmacked. Really, I mean, a new respect for John, ‘cause he’s extremely gifted.

— Eric Clapton on JM  (via caprifolium)

thehpalliance:

"… and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end."

Here’s to book seven. Here’s to the years of anticipation before it and the years of discussion in its wake. Here’s to the boy who lived and how he changed everything.

And here’s to you, if you know that “the very end” isn’t happening anytime soon.

We are book eight.

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

SH